Sly Cooper Sneaks Into Death Battle

Sly Cooper:

Aliases: The Thief, Ringtail, The Ball…

Height: 5’4”

Weight: 128 lbs

Age: 21

First Appearance: Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus (2002)

Feats:

-Tracked down and defeated all the members of the Fiendish Five and reclaimed the Thievius Raccoonus

-Defeated the Klaaw Gang alongside his own gang

-Defeated Clock-La, the composition of Constable Neyla and Sly’s greatest enemy Clockwerk

-Beat General Tsao in their duel 

-Defeated and Stopped Dr. M from stealing the content within Sly’s family’s vault

-Hopped through time and fought alongside his ancestors against Le Paradox’s forces

-Later personally whacked the shit out of Le Paradox

-Competed against Jak and Daxter and Ratchet and Clank in the Inter-Universal Hero Games alongside Bentley

-Fights against people like Kratos, Cole Mcgraph, Raiden (Metal Gear), and Heihachi in Sony Smash Bros *cough* Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale

-Is the rival to Nathan Drake in Battle Royale 

Physicality:    

Strength:

-One shots most goons with his cane
-Can knock around much larger foes
-Knocked out Muggshot
 *Muggshot was once unaffected by  blows from Murray 
-Shattered a brick chimney in one swing
-Creates small shockwaves with his dive attack
-Swung clean through a ship’s mast with one try
-Can one shot van sized lava slugs
-Knocked the heads off of giant Muggshot statues
-Easily shatters stone statues and large metal turbines
-Sends the Contessa flying back hard enough to break stone 
 *The Contessa is a giant spider lady about the size of a car
-Effortlessly tosses around a giant steel ball and chain
-Destroyed giant metal gears the size of himself in one swing
-Destroyed large metal sentry heads that fired arrows
*Moral of the story, he can easily shatter and bust large stone and metal objects
-Busted up Clockwerk’s head with his cane
 *Clockwerk shrugged off missile fire and then lava submersion 
-Knocked Clock-La out of the sky 
 *Clock-La shrugged off turret fire and then a massive explosion 
-Scales to Galleth who was able to smash his way through multiple robots

Speed:

-Repeatedly outruns Carmelita Fox
-Once moved so fast that he was in one spot and then went out of sight during the time of a camera flash
-Dodges machine gun fire and lasers regularly
-Has outran explosions on occasion
-Has swung enemies hooked in his cane so fast he’s made tiny tornadoes
-Looks like a blur when sprinting across tightropes
-Dodged lightning strikes from Rajan while bouncing off of poles 
-Battled the teleporting Dimitri  
-Can shoot missiles out of the sky
-Dodges the Panda Kings fireworks 
-Can shoot 5 arrows in 3 seconds

Durability:

-Can tank giant balls of electric blasts from Carmelita’s gun
*These same blasts completely obliterated a car  
-Can survive being belly flopped on by Walruses
*Walruses can weigh up to 1,400lbs
-Can survive falls off buildings
-Can survive magical energy blasts 
-Can survive fireballs and missiles 
-Survived being struck by lightning 
*Was KOed however 
-Tanked a laser blast from Dr. M 
-Took hits from the Black Baron 
*The Black Baron was strong enough to tilt a flying plane by jumping on one of the wings 
-Took hits from Muggshot 
*Muggshot can punch through bank vaults
-Survived Penelope's large building sized mech falling on top of him 
**Sly's durability is a bit inconsistent due to the charm system from the first game being replaced by actual health bars in later games. 

Weapons and Gadgets:

Cane:

-Large brown staff with a golden hook on the end

-Can be used as a spastic weapon to savagely beat the opponent or as an elegant weapon used in a fencing manner

-Hook is used to help climb and swing as well as grabbing, tossing, and slamming enemies

-Can harness electricity to shock opponents 

-Can be tossed like a spear 

Mine Hats:

-Infinite supply of hats that double as mines

-Activate when touched by Sly’s cane or an enemy walks by it

-The hat Sly wears on his head never detonates unless he tosses it as mine

-Technique learned from Sly’s ancestor Rob McCooper

*Gives off more of a puff smoke rather than an actual explosion

Decoys:

-Black cardboard cutouts of Sly that can be used to fool and distract guards

-Technique invented by Sly’s ancestor Sir Andrew Cooper

Smoke Bombs:

-Bombs that emit smoke

Alarm Clocks:

-Windup alarm clocks that are used to distract guards

-Detonate after a certain amount of time

Flash Bomb:

-Bombs that emit a flash of blinding light

-Stuns guards

Rage Bombs:

-Any enemy caught in the blast radius will turn into a mindless killing machine and will attack everyone and everything, including their allies

Paraglider:

-Reusable parachute housed in Sly’s brown backpack

-Helps for smoother and slower descents

Jetpack:

-Borrowed from Carmelita

-Shoulder mounted missiles

-Used in Battle Royale as well as different points in the main games

-Drops bombs out of the back 

Binocucom:

-Pair of Binoculars that gives information on enemies and can take pictures

-Used for communication with his gang

-Taking pictures can stun enemies

-Taking pictures somehow defeats foes in Playstation All Stars Battle Royale

Music Box:

-Puts guards to sleep

TOM:

-Small robot who functions like the alarm clock

-Is a replica of Tom from Toonami 

Shield:

-Round metal shield that deflects projectiles

-Can deflect fireballs

-Taken from the Samurai Costume

Bow and Arrows:

-Taken from the Archer Costume

-Has tight ropes attached to some arrows

-Sly is fairly skilled and accurate

-Can shoot 5 arrows in 3 seconds

Ball and Chain:

-Large steel ball connected to a chain

-Used to toss at enemies and slam them

-Taken from prisoner costume

Hourglass Staff:

-Allows Sly to temporarily slow down time without slowing himself

-Functions like Sly's cane but has an hourglass on the end instead of the hook

Sabertooth Costume:

-Allows sly to leap great lengths like a sabertooth tiger

-Allows Sly to use the cyclone pounce where he pounces like a sabertooth and body slams opponents

-Can fool guards into thinking he’s just a fur coat when he’s on the ground 

Rocket Boots:

-Lets Sly slide around much faster

-Maintains constant speed even when going uphill

Moves/Techniques:

Dive:

-Dives at opponents while twirling cane

-KOs most enemies

-Causes shockwaves

-Technique invented by Sly’s ancestor Drake Cooper

Roll:

-Sly curls up into a ball and rolls around at high speed

-Moves faster than running speed

-Somehow projects a ball of electricity around himself that rolls with him

-One shots most foes

-Finalized version perfected by Sly’s ancestor Kelle McCooper

Thief Reflexes:

-Allows Sly to slow down time to a crawl for a limited time...somehow

-Sly is slowed down just as much as everything else

-Pretty useless

-Essentially just lets you watch and play the game in slow motion

-The hourglass staff is much more practical

-Technique invented by Sly’s ancestor Dev Cooperinda

Time Rush:

-Opposite of thief reflexes

-Speeds up time and gameplay

-Invented by Sly’s ancestor B.F. Cooper

Stun:

-Emits a blinding flash from Sly’s cane when he hits it on the ground

-All enemies are frozen in time for around five seconds

-Works on bosses

-Technique invented by Sly’s ancestor Colonel Reid Cooper

Insanity Strike:

-Sly’s cane emits a red aura after being hit on the ground

-Enemies hit when the cane is like this will go insane and try to kill their allies

-If no other enemies are in the area the affected enemy will turn on Sly

Voltage Attack:

-Electrifies Sly’s cane

-Guards hit by this attack will be electrified and killed

-Has a spin variation

Stealth Slide:

-Lets Sly slide around soundlessly

-Can slide on lasers...what?

Silent Obliteration:

-Allows Sly to finish off foes without making noise

-Grabs enemy with hook then swirls them around until they form a small tornado

Shadow Power:

-Turns Sly invisible

-Can run, jump, and attack as normally

*With proper upgrades

-Can’t be used if already detected

Ninja Spire Jump:

-Move that allows Sly to jump from and land on very thin surfaces

*Antennas for examples

-Jumps very high

-Invented by Sly’s ancestor Rioichi Cooper  

Weaknesses:

-Above all else is a thief, not a warrior

-Prefers a stealth approach over direct combat

-Somewhat reliant on his gang at times

-Can’t swim